You Heard it Here First; Episode 2
The Outcast State of Mind presents, “You Heard it Here First,” episode 2.
Fun Fact:
Grayson Allen may or may not be more universally hated than Christian Laettner.
Let’s dive right in, shall we? Kind of like how Allen dived right into an opposing team’s bench and pushed a coach. True story.
This round of predictions will be mindbogglingly accurate or mindbogglingly wrong. Also next round will be like that. And the next. All of the rounds will be like that. There is no middle ground here. The goal is to be right at least once, but let’s be real; that probably won’t happen. Let’s get started.
The Atlanta Falcons will win the Superbowl
Tony Romo goes to the Buffalo Bills and gets hurt in the first game of the season
Skip Bayless will admit that Aaron Rodgers is better than Dak Prescott
Tom Brady will wear Ugg boots to the Super Bowl; and not the ‘manly’ kind
Russell Westbrook will stop carrying the Thunder
After witnessing a brutal smackdown, the Rodgers family will once again embrace Aaron.
Rob Gronkowski abstains from partying during Super Bowl weekend
Lebron James will stop calling out Cleveland’s management office after every losing streak of more than one game
Dion Waiters will stop talking about that one time he sunk the Warriors
Joakim Noah will suddenly learn how to shoot free throws
And as always, the Yankees will finish last in the AL East with a record of 0-162.
Have a lovely evening, and if you are turning to this article to find out what to do with yourself tonight, for future reference - don’t. But for now, eat a bowl of popcorn and watch reruns of “That 70’s Show” while wondering where all the popcorn went.