You Heard it Here First; Episode 3
The Outcast State of Mind presents “You Heard It Here First” episode 3
Fun Fact: There hasn’t been a collapse as bad as the Atlanta Falcons second half of the Super Bowl since the Cleveland Indians blew a 3-1 lead in the World Series. To be fair, the Indians blown championship was the worst since the Golden State Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals, conveniently to the Cleveland Cavaliers.
Fun Fact (special edition): The New England Patriots are 0-2 in the Super Bowl against teams called the New York Giants.
Well it’s over and done now. The NFL season has departed us, and the city of Atlanta hasn’t felt this deflated in years. But that’s ok; they were the second best team in the NFL this year, unless you ask Skip Bayless, in which case they are the third best team in the NFL, behind New England and the Dallas Cowboys.
But enough about football. Baseball season is almost here and that’s all anyone cares about anyway. Let’s make some predictions, shall we?
Tom Brady retires.
Carmelo Anthony admits he’s the reason the Knicks suck
Jimmy Butler runs away from Chicago, leaving Dwayne Wade to silently celebrate finally being the best player on a team again before remembering that Rajon Rondo is still there.
Edwin Encarnacion does what Kyle Schwarber did and miss the entire regular season, and come back for the World Series.
Chris Sale gets caught cutting a Red Sox jersey after they get swept by Cleveland in the ALCS. Again.
The Cleveland Indians sweep the Boston Red Sox in the ALCS.
Kevin Durant tells Russell Westbrook “you da real MVP”
Matt Ryan finally loses the shell-shocked look from his face
Julian Edelman admits he caught that ball because it was a little bit deflated and easier to squeeze
The New York Knicks hire Charles Oakley to be their General Manager.
And as usual, the New York Yankees finish this season at 0-162.
Also, assuming you have nothing to do and are at home contemplating the meaning of life, go purchase some cheap frozen burritos, put them in the microwave, turn on the microwave, and cook the burritos. Once the burritos are cooked; eat them. Goodnight.